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i want to line up all of these new .Social accounts in my kitchen, and one-by-one give them a brown paper bag lunch and kiss 'em on the forehead before sending them out into the world to make toots.

and then as the ~12,000ish or so of them all open their lunches midday, they will find my loving handwritten note that says "it's called a PROfile because your PROnouns go thur! c'mon now. get it together. enjoy your Capri Sun."

@jackdaw_ruiz thank you, father. one day we will cast you down from your throne and feast upon the bones of your

@bryceyoungquist

hey, the sooner the better. someone needs to defeat me and absorb the quickening like in Highlander.

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