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πŸ–₯️ πŸ—“οΈ hey are the 2019 model Computers any good?

πŸ€”β“ i have a 2017 model Computer and it still plays all the latest spreadsheets, but maybe that won't be true much longer?

i know they say buy the new Computer every year, but...

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@root

... sooo, you're saying i SHOULD get the 2019 Computer? thk uu!! πŸ’š

quick question is it worth it to pay a little extra for a Linux harddrive? i hear they're faster, but i mostly need to know if it's easy to download my screensavers.

@jackdaw_ruiz @root I find the 2019 computer system with Linux hard drive very fast at the bloggernet. Worthwhile upgrade!

@Vqrxtvs @root

thenk u fren! opening up my Amazon mail order catalog right now to fill out the postcard for purchasing.

now to wait 4-6 weeks for delivery!!

@jackdaw_ruiz @root don't forget to purchase a 2019 UBS disc drive with plenty of giggerbots.

@Vqrxtvs @jackdaw_ruiz

im trying so hard to be ok with this and im breaking

@jackdaw_ruiz

id suggest buying a screensaver pack to assure you get premium screen saving service to prevent any OLED burning. additionally, i'd recommend buying all ur linux products from @lynnesbian, she's probs p good at that

@root @jackdaw_ruiz @lynnesbian and dont forget the locking* addon that locks your screensavers to save from those pesky hackerz that sneak in at night and peer into your spreadsheets.

*unlocking dialog box sold separately

@root @jackdaw_ruiz @lynnesbian yes sir I understand you need unlocking functionality for your screensaver. Please sir, for which screeensaver do you need to purchase the unlocking addon? All of them. Excellent choice. Please sir, give me the serial number of your base pack. Yes, yes, go to Help, About. Ah, I see. Then you cannot have the excellent bundle price and I have to charge you a one-time lock bypass fee. Please, be civil. Your credit card number sir?

Buying new gadgets yearly produce mass e waste.

Please be considerate and live in healthy environment

@jackdaw_ruiz
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