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i'd say that the primary reason that i haven't gotten married yet is that i just don't have enough hours in the day to defend a hot wife from healyn's advances.

@jackdaw_ruiz I’m thinking about distancing myself from my mother for this reason

@jackdaw_ruiz if you hang stylish shirts around the perimeter of your home, he won't be able to cross. Your wife will be safe.

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