@jackdaw_ruiz I’m 29 and a half so im still baby
see you in a few months at the post-30 orientation meeting i'll be leading!
@jackdaw_ruiz @half_rat im putting the sugar free monster on ice
@half_rat @jackdaw_ruiz if you’re over 25 you qualify as a toddler thems the rules
@jackdaw_ruiz ok boomer
*being a boomer
@jackdaw_ruiz being in my 40s but shamelessly boosting this like
@jackdaw_ruiz big mood buddy, big mood
@jackdaw_ruiz Im... this post i
@jackdaw_ruiz 37 but I have the emotional maturity of a man half my age.
this seems dangerously recursive, considering a man half your age usually has the emotional maturity of a man half THAT age.
@jackdaw_ruiz i'm like benjamin button except it just means that i can't maintain healthy relationships or do more than bare-minimum self-care
@jackdaw_ruiz haha this is a real mood
@jackdaw_ruiz i read that in the voice of the tf2 heavy, and was about to be like "haha i'm still young and current"
@jackdaw_ruiz ain't that the truth
At 60 it all resets and you get to be a baby again. Or so they tell me. 🤔
@jackdaw_ruiz in defiance of all reason and expectations neither baby.town nor babies.town are instances
@nasser @jackdaw_ruiz Alex is gonna start a single user instance for Henri.
@jackdaw_ruiz one year on and I'm even younger
@jackdaw_ruiz from 40 onwards we start again from the beginning.
@jackdaw_ruiz Ahh, I remember being a 30-something... vaguely... I think...
yet they don't mention you by name -- probably still salty about the time you personally strangled Andrew Breitbart to death on the toilet.