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our latest investigation: is a $15 minimum wage sufficient to attract and retain baristas who truly understand the espresso craft?

OMG, Keen still makes my amazing sandals. I feel like even though it will be at least a year or two before my current pair needs to be replaced, I should just buy these now while I know they exist. Is that a thing people do? Would you do that?

~ Every time ~

Me: * Makes joke *

Friend: * Plays along with joke *

Me: * Takes what my friend completely seriously, fails to parse their joke and ruins everything *

Steve Jobs are where you lube up two iPhones and- *is tackled by the internet police*

If you have medications, are you taking them?

I saw a deer bounding across the street today! I did not get a picture, but it was very exciting.

in case u didnt know about polish chickens

I have written a letter in response to this bullshit, and I'd like to share it, but it's, like, 2000 characters. I'm not sure how to do this since I no longer have a blog...

Oppressive policing of Toronto Pride Show more

Oppressive policing of Toronto Pride Show more

The Pride Toronto Drinks to Go policy is a horror show. Will CW the rest of the thread. pridetoronto.com/wp/wp-content

Minor injury, broken skin Show more

food, food prep Show more

food: fruit Show more

Workshop day 1 went really well and I have basically nothing I have to do to prep for day 2. So, do I go out ?

Pros are: dancing. Also, I can't obsessively stay up watching the returns and being upset.

Cons are: I might stay up late dancing.

Who am I kidding. I'll stay up late either way. Imma go dancing.

K. I have to do four things so that I can succeed at tomorrow. Five if you count going to bed at a reasonable hour. I badly needed a break, and it's good that I took one, but now I'm going to do the things.