Лукасу @janLukasu@mastodon.social

when i was a kid i had the sims, and this being europe it had french and german on the packaging

underneath "the sims" it said "les sims" and "die sims", incidentally these are the two most popular things to do on the sims

"When your dick is a baby head that's also a laser, not much in the world can really stop you."

amine girl boonbs........

reminder: other phones did the notch before the iphone and they were rightfully laughed at. then the iphone did it and it became widely popular

@envgen hottest take ariana grande is a vampire

Go back in time to 2003 and show someone this image.

Mastodon culture is a direct result of its non-monetization. No need to artificially add weight to voices strategically determined to hold your attention and make you see more ads. No algorithm feeding you posts designed to stoke your outrage, keeping you engaged with the platform for longer than you otherwise would have been, longer than you would have liked. No AI gatekeepers preventing important posts from people who care about you showing up in your feed.

The medium is the message.

You are all my comrades.

Fahrenheit 🤝 Celsius

don't go outside today

Only day to retoot

incompetence levels are currently at 70% but fluctuating wildly

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