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Hi there 👋,
I have decided to switch instances.
You can now find me at @jan_j
I'd be nice to see you following me over there, but it's also fine if you don't. 👍

Hi there 👋,
I have decided to switch instances.
You can now find me at @jan_j
I'd be nice to see you following me over there, but it's also fine if you don't. 👍

Hi there 👋,
I have decided to switch instances.
You can now find me at @jan_j
I'd be nice to see you following me over there, but it's also fine if you don't. 👍

Finally did that stupid beginners mission: "Oh, the things you'll break"
[10 windows, 10 doors, 10 fences. 8 tires, 2 vehicles]

We having a great time in London, but our feeds are hurting from walking 26k steps 🤭

I just wanted underlines on links on Mastodon, not to write a damn thesis. At least clients *want* your advice. github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

Tomorrow I’ll visit London (and UK in general) for the first time 🇬🇧😲

In Sachen DSGVO-Datenauskunft und möglicher weiterer Optionen war das bisher tatsächlich das Best Practice: Apple.

Insgesamt muss ich Apple (zumindest von den Daten, die ich kenne) tatsächlich einen zumindest nachvollziehbaren Umgang mit meinen Daten attestieren. Ohne viel Metadaten, die sonstig verwendet werden könnten.

Toot! v1.3 is now out!

itunes.apple.com/app/toot/id12

This release is more about bugfixes and internal changes to support future features, so it doesn't contain that many new things. That being said, some people will be very happy that it now applies any filters you have set up! There is no way to edit filters in Toot! yet, but any filters you've set up on the web will work.

Verhandlungen auf Eis: Ministerrat erteilt Uploadfiltern und Leistungsschutzrecht vorerst eine Absage pirati.ca/objects/ec054ce7a725

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.

In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.

The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.

In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"

*lach*
Die Polizei Brandenburg fahndet nach einer MAC-Adresse.
polizei.brandenburg.de/pressem

Zitat:
"Anhand dieser Adresse ist jedes Gerät genau identifizierbar. Es existieren keine zwei technischen Geräte, die dieselbe MAC-Adresse besitzen."

Und jetzt alle so:

$ ifconfig eth0 down
$ macchanger -m f8:e0:79:af:57:eb eth0
$ ifconfig eth0 up
$ macchanger -s eth0

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