The C stands for Cthulhu
https://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3212479
"C Is Not a Low-level Language:
Your computer is not a fast PDP-11"
@natecull I wonder how many MIPS cores we could fit on, say, an i7 die, and how fast they could be driven in cycle times? I bet 64 separately threadable cores, 20GHz, 64 bit MIPS.