So many jazz artists have no sense of restraint

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Ask your doctor if you're exhibiting symptoms of Procrastination today and see if Get On With It Already is right for you.

My timeline is currently leftist infighting, art, tech people making tech jokes,and people telling me the right and wrong way to use this site

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Foreign keys in PostgreSQL are often shortened as "fk" in code and yeah, that's exactly how I mentally pronounce them

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ME THREE DAYS AFTER JOINING MASTODON.SOCIAL: it's too late for me to move to another instance. i've invested too much here. i can't just pull up stakes. this is my home.

How do I find and convince someone to be my code mentor

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what if the real distributed social network was the friends we made along the way?
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If you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking.

Anyway I dropped my phone and now the vibration doesn't ....vibrate anymore

I don't know how to articulate my anxieties about my programming abilities without seeming very weak in the few things I've learned.

I've only been doing this for 7 months

But I've been doing this for 7 whole months!

I didn't care about Doja Cat until 'Moo' lmao

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WE WANT TO PAY YOU FOR MICRO SCI-FI! This is an open call for diverse sci-fi writers that never expires.
- Indigenous
- Neurodiverse
- Disabled
- Chronically ill
- All marginalised voices
We're open from Day 10-24 every month.


#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

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