Jaybill MMXX @jaybill@mastodon.social
- Birdsite
- https://twitter.com/AdequateAsHell
- Website
- http://jaybill.com
- Languages
- Common, Dwarvish, Infernal
- Alignment
- Chaotic good
Bad jokes and worse hot takes. Shouty liberal politics, software, parenting.
I live on a farm not too far from Portland, Oregon. I'm married to an opera singer. I have 5yo son. I am GenX white male cishet liberal progressive.
He/him.
Joined Jul 2019
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Okay, let's do one of these introduction/interest lists and see if we can't be friends!
#programming #software #retrogaming #cooking #noodles #thinkpad #oldcars #mercedes #woodworking #DnD #dogs #oregon #scifi #fuckterfs #fucktrump #tabletop #rpg #linux #emacs
Let's see, we've got Elizabeth Warren and a bunch of other people I'll have to pick from if she loses.
Wait… What's that gross crud on the podium to the left of Warren? OH GOD IT'S TALKING
My favorite chillhop song is every single chillhop song ever made because they are all 100% identical and produced in the basement of a convenience store in Osaka by a ten year old semi-sentient Vaio laptop. https://t.co/r9wGHmWjNm
Give me your favorite follows. GIVE THEM TO ME.
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This is the ideal human body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
maybe I should take a break from being fat
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i typed 4 / 0 into my calculator but it just spit out an unleavened glutenous disc in response. oh well, who am i to complain about free NaN bread
"I'm a software developer":
- Boring
- Infers that you sit at a desk all day
- Leads to tech support questions
"Let's just say I solve problems"
- Mysterious
- Infers that you are an assassin
- Strongly discourages any further questions
Planet Earth (2006): Hot air balloon cameras catch Bactrian camels in the Gobi desert and rare snow leopards deep in Siberian mountains.
Night on Earth (2020): Night vision cameras catch moose eating rotting jack-o-lanterns and bears rolling dumpsters back into the woods.
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Being positive and lifting other people up is punk as fuck.
MAKE KANSAS CITY MISSOURI AGAIN
Dealing with my emojis by rage driving* around my old home town blasting** my angsty teenage music.
* 3mph under the limit
** at a reasonable volume
Sneetches get leeches.
The GenX equivalent of "a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" is a Nine Inch Nails sticker on Prius.
In Oregon we don't really have good bagels. Whenever I visit, bagels are an important priority.
My jam is the salt bagel with sun-dried tomato cream cheese.
People are scared of New Yorkers, but it's really not fair. Sure, this girl in front of me just ordered an untoasted cinnamon raisin bagel with bacon, egg and cheese. But we're not *all* deeply broken and terrifying! Most of us are really nice! #notallnewyorkers
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Tocatta and Fugees
I hope the international spy ring that ransacked my 5yo's room found what they were looking for. They were very thorough, from the looks of it.
Sometimes I'm not sure it's good that I can get the answer to literally anything I can think to ask.
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Kiddo (being sarcastic): oh if someone has poverty, they must deserve it
Me: you just said what a lot of people actually believe
Kiddo: really?
Me: yeah, a lot of people think if you're poor it's because you did something to deserve it
Kiddo: I will punch them before they infect me
- Birdsite
- https://twitter.com/AdequateAsHell
- Website
- http://jaybill.com
- Languages
- Common, Dwarvish, Infernal
- Alignment
- Chaotic good
Bad jokes and worse hot takes. Shouty liberal politics, software, parenting.
I live on a farm not too far from Portland, Oregon. I'm married to an opera singer. I have 5yo son. I am GenX white male cishet liberal progressive.
He/him.
Joined Jul 2019
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