Jason Friedrich @jbf@mastodon.social

Work Hard. Play Hard.

#comic #webcomic #warandpeas

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Lawyer Preston Byrne about upcoming Facebook cryptocurrency Libra's partner companies:

> these entities are each paying $10 million for the privilege of running a node aka unlimited access to transactional data. What this announcement *actually* means is that now Visa, MC, PayPal *and* Facebook are *each* getting unfettered access to users' data.

https://twitter.com/prestonjbyrne/status/1139304713395015681

There's no way in hell I'm gonna use that shit.

""Eine Unternehmerin spendet der 50.100 Euro : später erhält ihre Firma einen 600.000 Euro-Auftrag vom FDP-geführten Schulministerium in […]" #FDP #NRW" — ? Eine Unternehmerin spendet der #FDP 50.100 Euro - später erhält ihre Firma einen 600.000 Euro-Auftrag vom FDP-geführten Schulministerium in #NRW. Merkwürdig, sagt die Opposition. Alles in Ordnung, sagt die FDP. Thread. 1 | Am 10. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1141716618961195011.html #korruption, #politik

Die beste Firma der Welt, nämlich meine (RECUP GmbH), sucht neue Kollegen! Wenn Du Lust hast, mit uns zusammen unsere Kunden #nachhaltig glücklich zu machen, und sie in unserem #Pfandsystem auf dem #Mehrweg zur #Müllvermeidung zu unterstützen, wie wäre es dann mit einer Bewerbung für unser CUSTOMER HAPPINESS MANAGEMENT TEAM? #München, ab sofort, GO!

https://recup.de/vacancies #Jobsuche #Nachhaltigkeit #CoffeeToGo #JobToots

You can avoid #YouTube's weird algorithms and broken subscription system by subscribing to channels through RSS instead. You don't need an account, just a feed reader.

Put the channel's username in this address:

https://www.youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?user=USERNAME

You can then add this RSS address to your feed reader app.

For example, OnePotChefShow's RSS feed is:

https://www.youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?user=OnePotChefShow

You can also make RSS feeds from channel IDs (strings of letters and numbers):

https://www.youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?channel_id=CHANNELID

#RSS #BringBackRSS

A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

~=8 Character Passwords Are Dead=~

New benchmark from the Hashcat Team shows a 2080Ti GPU passing 100 Billion password guesses per second (NTLM hash).

This means that the entire keyspace, or every possible combination of:
- Upper
- Lower
- Number
- Symbol

...of an 8 character password can be guessed in:

~2.5 hours

(8x 2080Ti GPUs against NTLM Windows hash)

#Hacking #Infosec

super disappointed in the Avatar 2 teaser smh

"Who wants to shotgun a brewski? … That may be the best line I've ever said. Ever."
– Sir Patrick Stewart

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9hGRxY6gww

Did LOL.

☕ Die beste Firma der Welt (i.e., meine) RECUP.de sucht Verstärkung. Keywords: München, Müllvermeidung, Mehrweg, Nachhaltigkeit, 1A-Kollegen!

- Controller - Finance Happiness Manager (m/w/a)
- Social Media Manager (m/w/a) ab 15. Feb 2019
- Team Happiness Assistent (m/w/a)
- Sales Manager (m/w/a)
- Praktikant Business Development Management (m/w/a)
- Praktikant Sales (m/w/a)
- Praktikant Marketing (m/w/a) ab Juni 2019

https://recup.de/vacancies

Über einen Boost würde ich mich sehr freuen, danke!

I don't know how that's possible, but... I'll take it.

Welcome to 2019, traveler from 2009. The brief:
-sysadmins are now "ops"
-servers are all just "cloud" something
-algorithms are "AI"
-DBs are "blockchains"
-Everything that spies on people is "smart"

Good luck. And update your CV with the above words.