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Die beste Firma der Welt, nämlich meine (RECUP GmbH), sucht neue Kollegen! Wenn Du Lust hast, mit uns zusammen unsere Kunden glücklich zu machen, und sie in unserem auf dem zur zu unterstützen, wie wäre es dann mit einer Bewerbung für unser CUSTOMER HAPPINESS MANAGEMENT TEAM? , ab sofort, GO!

recup.de/vacancies

You can avoid #YouTube's weird algorithms and broken subscription system by subscribing to channels through RSS instead. You don't need an account, just a feed reader.

Put the channel's username in this address:

youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?u

You can then add this RSS address to your feed reader app.

For example, OnePotChefShow's RSS feed is:

youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?u

You can also make RSS feeds from channel IDs (strings of letters and numbers):

youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?c

#RSS #BringBackRSS

Die heutige musikalische Untermalung des Arbeitstages wird präsentiert von: getworkdonemusic.com

A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

Ich habe derzeit folgende Dinge zu verkaufen: 1) LG 34UC99-W lg.com/de/monitore/lg-34UC99-W (Kaufdatum: 30.09.2017), sehr guter Zustand, Nichtraucher-Haushalt, 600 € VB 2) PS4 (nicht PRO!), 500 GB inkl. Controller, guter Zustand, Nichtraucher-Haushalt, 250 € VB. Vielleicht hat ja jemand Interesse, oder kennt jemanden, der jemanden kennt... Werde morgen dazu noch eine kleine Website mit Bildern online bringen. Boost wäre nett!

~=8 Character Passwords Are Dead=~

New benchmark from the Hashcat Team shows a 2080Ti GPU passing 100 Billion password guesses per second (NTLM hash).

This means that the entire keyspace, or every possible combination of:
- Upper
- Lower
- Number
- Symbol

...of an 8 character password can be guessed in:

~2.5 hours

(8x 2080Ti GPUs against NTLM Windows hash)

#Hacking #Infosec

Looks like the is fucked juliareda.eu/2019/02/eu-copyri. I won't get my hopes up that parliament will do any substantial changes, or even kill the bill. They want that stuff off their plates before the EU election campaigns start ☹️

Yes! Yes, I fucked up and lost my cloth key for @KeybaseIO Yes, I am an idiot. Yes I know. You need to re-follow me on Keybase if you did before – after re-proofing my websites and accounts ☹️

super disappointed in the Avatar 2 teaser smh

"Who wants to shotgun a brewski? … That may be the best line I've ever said. Ever."
– Sir Patrick Stewart

m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9hGRxY6

Did LOL.

☕ Die beste Firma der Welt (i.e., meine) RECUP.de sucht Verstärkung. Keywords: München, Müllvermeidung, Mehrweg, Nachhaltigkeit, 1A-Kollegen!

- Controller - Finance Happiness Manager (m/w/a)
- Social Media Manager (m/w/a) ab 15. Feb 2019
- Team Happiness Assistent (m/w/a)
- Sales Manager (m/w/a)
- Praktikant Business Development Management (m/w/a)
- Praktikant Sales (m/w/a)
- Praktikant Marketing (m/w/a) ab Juni 2019

recup.de/vacancies

Über einen Boost würde ich mich sehr freuen, danke!

Welcome to 2019, traveler from 2009. The brief:
-sysadmins are now "ops"
-servers are all just "cloud" something
-algorithms are "AI"
-DBs are "blockchains"
-Everything that spies on people is "smart"

Good luck. And update your CV with the above words.

@tootapp You have to explain to me how I correctly use the round button in the bottom right please. I can tap on it, then the colors are inverted, as if it is activated. But what does it do? What did I activate? And I cannot remove an account from the app because the instance doesn’t exist anymore.

I am very confused about how people use the “sensitive content” warning. Most of the time there is no sensitive content at all. And instead of Twitter they write “birdsite”. Come on people, seriously? I am shaking my head in disbelief.

I would have never thought I'd say this, but Docker really grew on me. At first, I did not see the value, as I already used Virtual Machines and used automation to deploy it. But today I almost deploy everything I use via Docker. If there is no Docker image provided by the software, I built my own. It makes operations that much easier. It's not the solution for everything, and persisting storage is still a pain in the ass. But it works for a lot of (my) use cases.

Thanks for everyone following me over to this new account. The old Mastodon instance is now deleted.

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