You’re in the international space station. Your bro cracks a brewski, puts up his soft ‘naut feet on the control panel. “Watch out, there’s important buttons bro,” you say. And that fucker says, “Ayyyyy,” like he’s gonna fonz his way out of this

You know the bitch-ass bigots are all like: This is a leftist conspiracy to deny me my right to free speech! ...But in all caps and more bulging head veins. 😂

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if i were twitter i would simply not bother to fix anything

hearing reports twitter is down as a result of their servers being infected with the bofa virus

twitters big improvement theyve been teasing is shutting down the website

upcoming ICE raid, how to help immigrants 

The ICE raid (that was delayed due to Trump announcing it on Twitter) is on again: nytimes.com/2019/07/11/us/poli

It specifically targets recent immigrants in major cities who have already been ordered to leave, but will also pick up other undocumented immigrants who happen to be with them.

See replies to this message for ways to take action. Feel free to add your own!

Some people say that "Joe Biden" is pronounced "Joe Bidden," but it is actually pronounced: "Joe Biden fuck off to hell, you disgusting Joe Biden fuck."

D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

when i was shot in the head at point blank range, i felt that

Sir. Sir? Sir! SIR! SIR!!!! SIR, HOW DARE YOU

i dont wanna be QAnon anymore. it's just a burden at this point

the best part of the bible is when jesus flips out in a church and beats the shit out of a bunch of gamers

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