my minecraft server has a climate change problem caused by too many wizards doing experiments with the weather

Why is "genitals" always plural? How many genitals do people have?

what gender is it where you're lazy and just let all your hair grow everywhere and only ever wear baggy hoodies because they're comfy & convenient

Every year that passes is a year closer to the inevitable future endpoint of human civilization where everyone will be an anime girl

99% of my social media interactions: fave, retweet, and posting "same" as a reply

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@nicknicknicknick @jdespland is there a desktop/web client that does tweeting and tooting simultaneously, btw? i know Twidere can do it on Android, but afaik there's nothing for computers

(i just wrote a node lib for it a few days ago for my twitter/masto bot @heathcliff tho: github.com/lostfictions/twoot )

Check out this early example of science fiction, written by a woman, and also this is a christmas story:
marxists.org/archive/kollonta/

tis the season to make other people create values for your loved ones by commanding their labour through the use of money

I logged out of mastodon for too long and now my timeline is empty help how do i make it come back

I'm tired of social media and massive centralized platforms and I miss forums & small communities centered around an interest

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Professor: "Criticism is very good, always critique and deconstruct everything."

Graduate Student: "Why is faculty selling out to neoliberalism and universitites protecting rapists and why are adjuncts living below the poverty line?"

Professor: "You're fired."

Hi mastodon I'm still here! One of my toots got a lot of retoots while I was away

I used to be creative and make things and stuff but these days what I do with my life is mostly just have correct opinions

Professor: "Criticism is very good, always critique and deconstruct everything."

Graduate Student: "Why is faculty selling out to neoliberalism and universitites protecting rapists and why are adjuncts living below the poverty line?"

Professor: "You're fired."

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