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Chrissy Teigen over on birbsite is angry at Animal Crossing. Now I don't feel bad about not being able to install it.

Now the app is bandwidth-shaming me every two minutes.

Oh god I have to download another 80 MEGS before I can even turn off the insipid music.

Ok fine, I'll install Animal Crossing. Geez, this thing is HUGE.

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I haven't been here in a while but with today's time-out for birbsite I'm visiting. First thing I noticed: lots of animé. Second thing: no goddamn repeat tweets here!!1! So nice to just have a plain old chronological timeline, no fucking Algorithm.

I think I figured out the Guam thing. Guam has a THAAD battery. NK wants to see THAAD in action. They will fire another test missile near but not at Guam, and see if we shoot it down.

Japan was cool-headed enough to not respond when the previous test came down near them. Will the USA be similarly cool-headed? I'm guessing.... No.

Having permitted your primitive efforts to see my form, I trust it has pleased your curiosity. mastodon.social/media/q9DPuub2

I visited Coyote yesterday! Sadly the sign does not rotate. mastodon.social/media/jkgmmQLq

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A year ago, Oakland's Telegraph Avenue parking-protected bike lanes went live. Since then I've taken 250 photos of 309 violations. And I don't ride there very often.

Here's a map. acme.com/jef/telegraph/