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One reason doing laundry sucks so much is that the last step is literally hiding the work you just did

To a man with a pickaxe, every problem looks like it’s in them thar hills

While dreaming last night, I came up with an idea: NullCoin. A cryptocurrency where you can spend a coin either to deposit *or remove* a coin to/from someone else's wallet.

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youtube views and instagram likes has really skewed with our perception of audience size. so many things arent considered a success unless they crack 100k or 1mil and like ????

a sold out game at Dodger Stadium is 56k seats

a sold out game at the Staples Center, 20k seats

The Greek Theater 5,800 seats

Orpheum Theater 2,000 seats

El Rey theater 200 seats

like.. even if you arent pulling a mil, there's still entire crammed buildings worth of people looking at your content

What if we put Homer Simpson's head on top of Frog's body! 

the existence of david letterman suggests the existence of a david numberman

magnifique, chef's kiss, a single tear runs down my cheek

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