jeremybmerrill @jeremybmerrill@mastodon.social
cybernewspaperman |
oh, pun-minded
I still love thinking about the time Optimum promised me free installation, charged me $60 for it anyways, then only gave me $50, and when I pressed for the remaining $10, they had the chutzpah to ask, didn't I think $10 was fair as a price for their installation service?
One of the movers we hired is has American flag *pants*.
I have too many bots I need to finish
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why aren't there Snapchat facial recognition filters for cats??
update: this is still a thing I want
is there a masto instance yet just for tooting in (garbage, half-remembered) Latin yet? if so, ego instantium iungere volo.
Monday, packed platform
why does Cuomo run subways?
tunnel is empty
"when I am president ..."
*cheers from the adoring crowd*
"all articles about returns of clothing purchased online..."
*crowd falls silent, rapt*
"will be required to make a 'in case the duds are duds' pun."
*raucous cheers*
i LOVE programming airplane stuff because what's happening in the sky in real life -- snowstorms or the direction of the wind -- affects the results of my code
cyber pig, cyber pig
does whatever a cyber pig does
can he hang from the cloud?
no he can't, because it's a metaphor for other people's computers
I had a nightmare that someone had replied to one of my comments on Reddit
the phrase "ask not for whom the hotline bling, it blings for thee" has been echoing in my head for hours
is there a masto instance yet just for tooting in (garbage, half-remembered) Latin yet? if so, ego instantium iungere volo.
@aendrew seems more likely to me that each news org will create their own instances and give each reporter / topic feed their own verified account on that instance so you'd get like @breaking@mastodon.bbc.co.uk or @JohnSmith@mastodon.cnn.com whatever
An idea, considering we're starting to see users like @qz and @HackerNewsBot: perhaps a dedicated instance for news orgs should be created, and have it be invite-only so that its members can be trusted as legitimate news outlets (probably necessary in lieu of something like Twitter's awful verification process). Instance owners can then decide whether or not to federate, thus preventing various news media outlets from cluttering everyone's timelines. Thoughts?
Apologies to everyone I had to leave out! (your instances are great too)
From Witches to Dolphins, These Are the Communities That Make Mastodon Great https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/from-witches-to-dolphins-these-are-the-communities-that-make-mastodon-great #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@e Eee! 🐬🐬
someone is trying to argue facts with one of my transparently-shitposting birdsite bots.
😂😂😂
