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lol here's my natal chart AKA why the stars decided to make me suffer

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I'M GONNA BE WATCHING REPO NOW
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rabb.it/itsmyjobtostealandrob
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I WATCH IT EVERY SATURDAY
ALL ARE WELCOME NOT JUST TOOTUALS, COME ON IN MASTODONIANS
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oh before i go to bed
read my Fucking serial fiction it's gay and there's 4 chapters and you'll love it, i know you dastards have nothing better to do
here the entire thing is on my dreamwidth go wild
jesrosewater.dreamwidth.org/

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someone start a refugee instance named "tungle.hell". this idea is free and if someone does it they owe me no royalties other than letting me join

feeling particularly lonely tonight. or maybe just bored.

anyone got one of those wine corker things. need it for. something.

should i start saying it's a holiday to get people to actually boost my toots. hey guys it's myanmar's independence day give me boosts

oh god i accidentally said something super weird and out of context to someone because i didn't realize what toot it was replying to hahaha jesus shit

if you think i have anything insightful or clever to say about anything policital or social, you're very mistaken. if you shake my head, all you'll hear is coconut milk sloshing around.

i feel like i don't get mastodon anymore, which is weird because that implied a time when i did get it

welcome to the fediverse where we eat bad takes for breakfast and shit them out as posting gold by dinner time

i'm trying to type out the absolute reedyness and exhaustion in my voice, added to the fact i've had a sore throat for the past few days, just sounds very pathetic and absolutely pleading PLEASE Ash let me internet in peace

me every time my cat hops up on my fuckin mousepad and almost flings my mouse into the void: p w e a s e . . . . . . . . no steppy,,,,,

i made a TTRPG character who's never been online in his life. this is a projection of me wishing that i had never logged on and didn't know the vast and terrible webknowledges i possess

i got my classes for this semester all set up so that's about all for me today. time to hibernate in my blanket nest

i’m gonna post “don’t think i didn’t notice” and see if anyone thinks i’m talking about them

why do i continue to use mastalab even though i vocally hate it instead of finding a new app
well, why does bird still make a nest on a precarious cliff year after year, knowing it's just gonna fall off into the rocks below. well. it's because both the bird and i are stupid. thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

why do i continue to use mastalab even though i vocally hate it instead of finding a new app
well, why does bird still make a nest on a precarious cliff year after year, knowing it's just gonna fall off into the rocks below. well. it's because both the bird and i are stupid. thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

Good morning, did I mention that I have my brain and body?? Why waking up now? :angery:

i've got a way to make people instantly disgusted without being an edgelord are you ready

yarn on teeth

i'm just posting this ahead of time so that everyone's aware why i'm changing my icon to this at the speed of editing

Eugen really needs to address the bug where every one of my toots does not get 1000 boosts. Some strange software error

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