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why do i continue to use mastalab even though i vocally hate it instead of finding a new app
well, why does bird still make a nest on a precarious cliff year after year, knowing it's just gonna fall off into the rocks below. well. it's because both the bird and i are stupid. thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

why do i continue to use mastalab even though i vocally hate it instead of finding a new app
well, why does bird still make a nest on a precarious cliff year after year, knowing it's just gonna fall off into the rocks below. well. it's because both the bird and i are stupid. thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

Good morning, did I mention that I have my brain and body?? Why waking up now? :angery:

@lokinne that's a cursed concept. imagine putting a ducky made of yarn into your mouth. jesus now IM feeling nauseous

i've got a way to make people instantly disgusted without being an edgelord are you ready

yarn on teeth

i'm just posting this ahead of time so that everyone's aware why i'm changing my icon to this at the speed of editing

Eugen really needs to address the bug where every one of my toots does not get 1000 boosts. Some strange software error

big ups to @anna the fediverse's favorite high priestess for giving me more tributes to feed the Block Machine

@gen gordgeoust. fr's randomizer has gotten a lot better cos like every drag i've seen you post has been big pretty

boost this and i'll give you a randomized dragon
(cannot guarantee that it won't be ugly)

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@toilet you are a worthwhile person, who is clever and enjoyable to be around in your own right, and the burden of validation of that fact should not rest on the shoulders of other people but rather be strengthened by your own internal knowledge of it.
tl;dr love yourself

okay here it is, the breakup song about how i am too needy, which played for me before we actually broke up, you're all welcome

open.spotify.com/album/6eKMFIM

“Food is a scam. We just buy it, shove it in our gullet and shit it out! It’s bullshit!!!”
-my mom

@lynnesbian there was recently a movement to get the lesbian flag changed because, technically, the one we use is known as the "lipstick lesbian" flag, which is a niche identity
& it also turns out that the lady who made that flag was vaguely racist and kinda anti-butch, which is not great for a flag we all want to be under. however, this is just recent news, and pretty under the radar, so when i see people being yelled @ abt it, just. eyeroll

source & proposed new flag
medium.com/@lydiandragon/a-les

@lynnesbian love how the replies to this became an absolute word salad dumpster dive, honestly adds to the shitpost's tapestry
also yeah this is how i feel about the lesbian flag

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