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To The Persons Who Tagged This Across My Neighborhood Sidewalks circa Oct 2016: This sentiment remains neither accurate nor warranted.

BYPASS MY THOUGHT HOLE AND CRAM YOUR GROWTH HACKING INFLUENCE DIRECTLY INTO MY NEWS CLOACA

Either this is a blatant lie, or else it is a bigger breakthru in computer intelligence than Alpha Go/Zero ever was. hackaday.com/2018/12/21/neural

Food 

'"The District Attorney's Office has not yet decided whether to press charges against Quiton [the hit-and-run drunk driver]." So that's just great, too. In case you hadn't noticed, it's straight-up legal to murder people as long as you do it with a car. It's like our own version of The Purge.'

-- jwz on why San Francisco is so very, very terrible.

(seriously Firefox, like... what the hell and is there a theme that puts my browser back the way it was)

Vendor: hey, here's a software update that you should apply!

Me: thanks fam, 'preciate it

*installs it*

Me: so how come your software looks like ass now?

Vendor: hey, open source, yo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

the new TMBG is extremely good and extremely communist 

@maxineholloway@twitter is raising funds in advance of Folsom this year (their fifth year!). Consent is important yo, and she sure could use your help.
gofundme.com/ask-first-campaig

"...no, no one's supposed to be able to access that!"

"You mean, no one's able to access this data via the API that... we... implemented? And then, deployed?"

"...YES, no one's supposed to see that!!"

Dear Coworker: an explicit reason on why you're not in the office right now need not include the phrase "crouching wet and naked" in reference to yourself.

on the one hand, I absolutely have to start making better financial decisions for myself. on the other hand,

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