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photos of myself, ec 

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not thirty seconds after putting new sheets on the bed

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Good morning, "Mountaindew" and "Smokeweed" are lore-friendly names in the Warrior Cats series

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Here is a totally casual, comfortable pose from bubba

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complaining about lazy tech reporting (apple), text block screenshot 

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in a staff meeting: "so you see, on the morale survey most people indicated that they want competitive pay increases, and they key word there is competitive, people don't just want increases, they want to compete for them"

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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tinder: new people like you!
me: *scoffing* of course they do

some guy was yelling outside of our apartment building the other night and me and my roommate went on the balcony to go see what was going on and yell at them to be quiet and then one of our neighbors went on their balcony too and another neighbor and there were actually a lot of people out on their balconies and I thought "wow, this is more well attended than when they do fireworks"

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@flateric is gonna eat an enchilada EVERYBODY S C R E A M

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I told a singer I quit and she was mad about it basically lol 

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