A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is
never sure.

A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?

All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire.

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman
got pregnant, someone left town.
-- Michael Prichard

@gnome Congrats..22 years. Can say I was not one of the whiners, I liked Gnome 3 from the get go.

I'll start. My favorite memory was the release of GNOME 3 ☺️ What's wild is that 100% of people loved it and nobody anywhere had any complaints that definitely still don't haunt us to this day /s πŸ˜‰

It's our birthday today! We are now the wise age of 22. πŸ˜‹ Join us in reminiscing these past years by sharing some of your favorite GNOME memories!

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.

The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.
-- W. C. Fields

A snap-shot from our office when we published the encrypted calendar. πŸ˜€ Check it out: tutanota.com/blog/posts/free-e

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