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What the FUCK tjis is CLOUT ERASURE

I earned my popularity fair and square this is OUTRAGEOUS

Much like death, cancellation will come for us all

(Except me, I'm unproblematic and immortal)

Tits on main, baby 

maybe people wouldnt troll your terrible easily gamed feature if you consulted the community about it and realized that nobody wanted it

View the *most popular accounts on .social!

*unless they're mildly critical then we'll erase them from the list

What the FUCK tjis is CLOUT ERASURE

I earned my popularity fair and square this is OUTRAGEOUS

Think chasing clout on masto is wack? There's lots of other instances that don't do it. Ask me @jizzwitch and I'll help u find a forever home

Hey y'all should be following me on my real acct @jizzwitch just saying

Follow me on jorts.horse @jizzwitch since I guess bofa is totally gone now. I didn't get a chance to download my follows :(

If you're not following me on bofa ur missing out on lewds jsyk

proudly displaying in my yard and i don't care which of my neighbors get furious at me!

@seeLukeTri @jizzwitch @DickButt4Prez Im pretty particular about my mac n cheese. I'd only put it in my mouth sometimes. The First Couple tho,,,

Please send Azealia Banks back to Elon Musk's house for more groundbreaking journalism.

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