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What the FUCK tjis is CLOUT ERASURE

I earned my popularity fair and square this is OUTRAGEOUS

Much like death, cancellation will come for us all

(Except me, I'm unproblematic and immortal)

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maybe people wouldnt troll your terrible easily gamed feature if you consulted the community about it and realized that nobody wanted it

View the *most popular accounts on .social!

*unless they're mildly critical then we'll erase them from the list

@jizzwitch

what the actual fuck though
is he really fudging the numbers for some agenda or someshit?

What the FUCK tjis is CLOUT ERASURE

I earned my popularity fair and square this is OUTRAGEOUS

Think chasing clout on masto is wack? There's lots of other instances that don't do it. Ask me @jizzwitch and I'll help u find a forever home

Hey y'all should be following me on my real acct @jizzwitch just saying

Follow me on jorts.horse @jizzwitch since I guess bofa is totally gone now. I didn't get a chance to download my follows :(

If you're not following me on bofa ur missing out on lewds jsyk

proudly displaying in my yard and i don't care which of my neighbors get furious at me!

@seeLukeTri @jizzwitch @DickButt4Prez Im pretty particular about my mac n cheese. I'd only put it in my mouth sometimes. The First Couple tho,,,

Please send Azealia Banks back to Elon Musk's house for more groundbreaking journalism.

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