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Local timeline don't read this 

Federated timeline,,, hello

What the FUCK tjis is CLOUT ERASURE

I earned my popularity fair and square this is OUTRAGEOUS

Much like death, cancellation will come for us all

(Except me, I'm unproblematic and immortal)

Tits on main, baby 

Only got halfway from the weed number to the cool number (666) in 3 hrs so instead of nude titties on main here's me wearing a shirt,, kind of

maybe people wouldnt troll your terrible easily gamed feature if you consulted the community about it and realized that nobody wanted it

View the *most popular accounts on .social!

*unless they're mildly critical then we'll erase them from the list

What the FUCK tjis is CLOUT ERASURE

I earned my popularity fair and square this is OUTRAGEOUS

Think chasing clout on masto is wack? There's lots of other instances that don't do it. Ask me @jizzwitch and I'll help u find a forever home

Hey y'all should be following me on my real acct @jizzwitch just saying

Follow me on jorts.horse @jizzwitch since I guess bofa is totally gone now. I didn't get a chance to download my follows :(

If you're not following me on bofa ur missing out on lewds jsyk

proudly displaying in my yard and i don't care which of my neighbors get furious at me!

@seeLukeTri @jizzwitch @DickButt4Prez Im pretty particular about my mac n cheese. I'd only put it in my mouth sometimes. The First Couple tho,,,

Please send Azealia Banks back to Elon Musk's house for more groundbreaking journalism.

Bird site comparison 

This platform is way less gamified than twitter. Like not getting feedback on your boosts, not seeing the number of faves while scrolling, not being served by an algorithm, etc.

Feels more like social media and less like working in an unventilated clout mine. Way less stressful for me. (also vape ape)

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