josef @jk@mastodon.social

look. these fucked up sounds ive been making DO have musical use. honest!!!!! i even made a really unconscionable string sound by layering like 16 of it !!

https://mastodon.social/media/psxnbzNCbnpi45e7QKY

*me, hearing a tasty 80s dx7 bass sound* yum a-ha

i think The Browser is the new Wintel. nobody really thought it was the best or especially wanted it (ok some people did/do) but we're kinda stuck with it and if you make a thing, thats where it has to run. eventually some New Thing will come along on a higher level of abstraction and render the whole thing moot, but it'll take 15-20 years, and the New Thing will be just as bad, but newer

a bunch of coworkers making Smalltalk around a Xerox machine

why is it that like 50% of the time i get a tiny fucking paper cut and then 2 days later its gone inflamed and red etc. like i literally got this cut from opening the mail. do i really have to put disinfectant spray on every time i get a tiny cut??? that i dont even notice at the time???? fuckin hell body get it together