**talkative fishy** @blackle@dev.glitch.social · May 29, 2018, 18:15

**talkative fishy** @blackle@dev.glitch.social · May 29, 2018, 18:15

talkative fishy @blackle@dev.glitch.social

*runs up to you in the street* excuse me! excuse me! We've updated our terms and conditions!

**josef** @jk · May 29, 2018, 18:16

**josef** @jk · May 29, 2018, 18:16

@blackle me: give me them. give me the papers. i want the conditions. all the terms. give me all the terms and conditions *begins shoveling reams of paper into my mouth*

**talkative fishy** @blackle@dev.glitch.social · May 29, 2018, 18:20

**talkative fishy** @blackle@dev.glitch.social · May 29, 2018, 18:20

@jk "no!" I scream, mortified, "you've vored the funk out of my tax papers!"

**josef** @jk · 2018-05-29T18:21:25Z

josef @jk

@blackle me: *extremely muffled* its ok i am a certified accountant

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**talkative fishy** @blackle@dev.glitch.social · May 29, 2018, 18:22

**talkative fishy** @blackle@dev.glitch.social · May 29, 2018, 18:22

@jk *wipes brow* "pfew!!!!! that was a close one" I say, staring 90 degrees in the wrong direction

**rhorsman** @rhorsman@octodon.social · May 29, 2018, 18:27

**rhorsman** @rhorsman@octodon.social · May 29, 2018, 18:27

@blackle @jk BRB, starting a dance music career as DJ VoreTheFunkOutOfMe