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tfw ur 442% done with how long this is taking

josef @jk

what the fuck

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literally every 45 minutes some fucked up THING goes on in my computer that isnt supposed to and i have to screenshot every single one

@jk You know the computer is capable of taking screenshots and videos of its own screen, right? They make software for that.

@jk -josef looks at camera- computer..... -canned laughter-

@jk Fortunately, disk space is cheap. *looks at notes* I would like to issue a correction-

is it just piping shit from /dev/urandom all over my disk


perhaps it felt you didn't have enough 1s? so it's filling your disk with 1s!

is that a 0? now it's a 1!

@jk Is it a zip? Because you can’t even imagine how many different ways zip is broken!

Except you don't have /dev/urandom, you Windows-using heathen.

@jk it always takes so long to reach 10 million percent