its amazing that someone, somewhere, miles away, is literally setting a bunch of stuff on fire, so that your computer can see this fucking toot. and youre paying em to do it!!!! you're like "take my money!!! keep doing it!!! put more stuff on there, get it goin real good! i gotta see @jk's next toot!"
(be careful if you actually build it, wood gas contains lots of carbon monoxide and everything must be gastight or 🔥 💥🚒 )
obligatory note that if youre in france right now then youre only 8.6% doing that, which is commendable
@jk "Most XXIst century scholars theorize that so-called 'hot takes' are a reference to the ritual act of burning coal, which was believed to provide the electrical energy used at the time to power various devices, including the Inter-nette. Some notable hot takes include 'pineapple on pizza is actually good', 'smash has too many characters', and 'cats rule dogs drool'."