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can you buy a clock where the numbers are all out of order, but there's a servo inside that moves the hands back and forward to the correct locations

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@jk

suggestion: build the prototype and start selling them, get all the money and rule the world

then order one from yourself

problem solved fren

@envgen i was trying to think of something worse but im not really on top of my game

@jk i've been thinking about that quite seriously

also it could be like 1/7/2/8/...
also maybe it's the whole clock that should rotate and the hands go backwards

@CobaltVelvet maybe you could put another servo type thing on the back of the clock so that it could throw itself off of the wall periodically

@jk a while ago I had an idea for a clock where the hour hand stays at 12 o clock and the minutes hand stays at 3 o clock. There are two disks, one for hours (could be 12 or 24) and one for minutes and they spin independant from each other

@sickasfrick @jk why you all wanna make these dipshit clocks

@envgen @sickasfrick i don't know why you're making out that im some kind of clock fiend. in fact i don't actually own a single clock

@envgen @sickasfrick my computer has a clock in it and if i could remove it i would

@envgen @jk a lot of people my age can’t read an analog clock and I want to confuse them more

@sickasfrick @envgen im always bemused af whenever i hear stuff like this. don't classrooms have an analog clock in them

@jk @sickasfrick in america all the numbers on the class clock are american flags

@envgen @jk every hour they wave a little bit and play either the anthem or a Bruce Springsteen song

@sickasfrick @jk every imperial hour, which is 2 hours and 9 minutes metric

@jk @envgen they do, but not only is it more convient to look at yer phone instead of squinting across the room, it’s easier to decipher in general