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you: sorry, whats that?

me: uhh, well i mean i can't really explain it, just look it up, google is your friend, jus--- *shakes head vigerously* fuck,!!! Google ain't your friend! duck duck go it. go it. duck the fuck outta it. put that question to the duck my friend. Duck it. or go to a library & ask them. say "can you duck this for me" like that. "can you duck this fact to tell me its true". thats what you say now

@jk i think "duck the fuck out of it" is my new go-to phrase for referring folks to search. LOL thanks =)

@jk
Google is that shady ass friend who is nice to your face but low key tryna sabotage you and duck duck go is tryna save your ass from that mess.

lame uspol joke 

@jk I went to the library once (around '98) and they told me the Interwebs was broken.

@jk Lately, I've been making a conscious effort to not use "Google" as a verb for "running a Web search".

These days I try to just say "run a search", or "hit DuckDuckGo".

@flugennock @jk kids today have always said “search it up”
totlaly brand neutral, unprompted.

@wintertown @flugennock @jk butterfly in the sky, i can go twice as high. take. a. look. it’s in a book.

@jk
I approve of this as long as it doesn't become Duck Duck Milkshake

@jk the official term for searching on ddg is "quack"

@jk What if they tell you to go duck yourself?

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