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job interview tip: shave your eyebrows off & paint new ones in a more sympathetic expression

@jk

job interview tip: send a flattering self-portrait in instead (if you don't have a self-portrait, a particularly snazzy selfie will work too)

@jk
Shit i got confused and re-enacted the "how to look tough" skit from cromartie high school's first episode and now I look like Dante from devil may cry only even dafter.

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