how many chickens would you need if you wanted to power your home solely through the kinetic energy of rolling eggs
@jk Depends on their work ethic.
@jk get a big piece of wood and paint it black, then put it in the sun and put a bunch of raw eggs on it
@ben maybe youd actually want to paint the wood white, and then paint the eggs themselves black
@jk I don't think painting raw eggs would be a very good idea if you plan on eating them
@jk let me guess, you'd do this purely to be able to point to your roof and say "look at my cluckers"
@amsomniac so are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jk sounds like OBLATE SPHERISM
@jk are you talking shit about my Minecraft base
@robotcarsley its funny that this movie and back to the future both had prominent rube goldberg type sequences in them and both movies were released within a month of one-another
@jk ha! Never thought about that before.
@jk we drinkin yolk
@jk Listen, bub, I don't care HOW you dress it up, I know a ploy to get me to look at your cluckers when I see one and IT WON'T WORK!!
@jk Is that where all the in-closet trans people start a riot?
@jk uhmmm wtf, that's unpaid labor ??
@jk depends on breed of chicken and the height of the ramp.
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