me: *at the estate agents, renewing my lease* hmmm *one of the clauses towards the end of the contract catches my eye* ah fuck im STILL not allowed to have lizards?????????????????
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me: so.. just checking........ how many lizards am i allowed now.
property manager: the contract hasn't changed. only the dates have changed. its the same as the last contract you signed.
me: but specifically about the lizards though. just checking
property manager: 0. its 0. zero lizards
@colon_three this is the part where im like "ah ive been meaning to watch all of Jam" and you reply with a picture of your dvd of Jam
@jk surprisingly jam is the only chris morris stuff i don't own a copy of
@jk i do have blue jam on cd though, somewhere
@jk maaan you can't even invite mr lizard round that sucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsj2bcnRlM