selling diodes to hippies. hippies diodes. diodes for hippies you know? like, to repel negative energy. if theyre not working you can say "ah look whose got their diodes the wrong way round this morning!!"

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@jk Oh, that already exists. You can get "orgone rectifiers" in a little plastic pyramid and the marketing wank tells you to throw one at a cell tower.


Hildoes, we call 'em.

Good marketing, means we can sell them to hillbillies too.

@jk Now I'm wondering about the metaphysical properties of zener diodes, tunnel diodes, gunn diodes, and all the other types.

@jk Dildiodes.

They only go one way

So, y'know, get comfortable with it

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