Do you want to lay an egg?

The results are in! 53% of people want to lay an egg, whereas only 47% of people don't.

there isn't much more analysis i can give, really. it seems that most people want to lay an egg. if you don't want to lay an egg, well, you're in the minority

@jk I like how this poll was created due to popular demand.

@jk What if I don't want to lay an egg but I already have done so?

Also, do you know of any egg adoption services? >,>

@jk To be fair, about 50% of the population already lay eggs.

@jk stop boosting this, i dream of moist plopping noises, my therapist can't help me reframe this

@jk Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to lay an egg? I have heard the mermaids singing, with no legs. I do not think that they will sing to me.

@jk edit: should probably be "dancing with no legs".

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