@CobaltVelvet i have this problem and i researched it and apparently when this happens it can be because youre really cool

@jk yea i hear they sometimes prescribe amphetamines for people as cool as i am because caffeine just doesn't do the trick, but i'm also too cool to talk to doctors so it's going to take a while


@CobaltVelvet the doctors are so nervous to meet someone as cool as me they apparently don't want to speak to me until i've waited for at least 2 years

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@jk that sounds like they're jealous. the normals are hindering our power again

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