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josef @jk

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heres my idea. when you click "What IS Mastodon?" it opens up a page with a live video feed, where you see @Gargron sitting at his computer, and he sighs and looks into the webcam and YET AGAIN explains what mastodon is, personally, to you, the user

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@jk @gargron could also be locked behind a Patreon tier, they've got an API for that

@CobaltVelvet @jk @Gargron

it would actually be pretty Masto to have the "live feed" occasionally ACTUALLY be live

imagine how it'd screw with people comparing notes about the video, too

and recording the 'new' live ones, and inserting them in the feed choice, would maintain the illusion

(but you'd want a little disclaimer about it explaining the joke, so people wouldn't feel they were misperceiving the fact it was happening, I suppose)

@jk @Gargron

this seems wise and gently cute as a video to play instead of a live feed

like, play it just like it's live, add a few buffers/stutters/etc. to complete the illusion

WINK WINK says Mastodon to new users ^_^

@jk @Gargron

this seems wise and gently cute as a video to play instead of a live feed

like, play it just like it's live, add a few buffers/stutters/etc. to complete the illusion

WINK WINK says Mastodon to new users ^_^

@jk idea: whenever you click "what is ____?" anywhere on the internet then a drone in downtown new york activates and flies up to a random pedestrian on the street to ask that question for you

@jk this seems like the kind of thing a .com company in the 90s would come up with if drones were a thing back then

pulling information onto the world wide web!

@blackle ah yes, i remember the dotcom bubble! for instance, the ill-fated dogs dot com. where they would airlift you a random dog.

a dog is just a click away!! thats what they said

@Gargron @jk looks up at camera, takes pipe out of mouth, says "oh hello, I didn't see you there"