if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be the king of spain
if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be an Actual Dragon
if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be The Moon
@jk dogecoin promised to take you to the moon, bitcoin promised you would actually BE the moon
@jk I literally almost bought $50 of Bitcoin in 2009 but my snarky gamer friends convinced me not to... then I almost bought $50 of Ethereum in 2015 but my savvy philosopher friends convinced me not to... Now I've decided to invest in the idea that space aliens have infra-VLF receivers that we cannot communicate with because we use one of the prerequisite technologies exclusively as a signalling platform for every country's nuclear submarines
@jk 1 out of 3 ain't bad