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scientists have discovered that free will DOES exist, but only birds have it
@jk turns out you have to have wings to have a soul
you can *almost* simulate one by waving your hands very fast
that's why orchestras need conductors
@jk
Big Bird for President, 2020
@jk we just don't know
@jk who is free will
why is he free
@jk ornithology on main
@jk Is it a joke? If not, I would like the source as it is a topic I discuss a lot with my (scientists) friends.
@jk what ARE birds
@jk Hat in Time 2017
@jk giving up and saying "this is for the birds" is completely determined
@jk They took it. We must take it back.
@jk and they are PIIIISSSSED