replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.
@jk How did you get that information?
It arrived today by first class toot.
@jk Atootrophe. Fencetoot.
@jk this can also work in reverse
posth fairy. postorial. buckposted. posthbrush. postie roll
@jk toothumous, as in, "I enjoyed David Bowie's toothumous release."
@jk tootmortem
@MightyPork @jk
Tootapocalyptic
@jk the irresistable force meets the unmoveable toot
@jk toottraumatic-stress disorder
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sorry, that's probably in horrible taste
@jk tootsterior
@a_breakin_glass @jk Horrible taste is better than no taste at all.
@jk
The Twelve Atootles
Imtootor syndrome
A remote outtoot
Lunge, parry, ritoot
Bedtoots
Tootgraduate degree
@jk You said “instances”, didn’t you?!
@jk toot mortem, scratching toot, tooter paint, going tootal, The Tootman - staring Kevin Costner.
@jk How pretooterous
@jk four-toot bed
@jk
I love to travel and send tootcards.
@jk
And eat toot toasties.
@jk how tootmodern of you
@hisham_hm how tootmodern of YOU
@jk The Twelve Atootles
@jk I would visit the Toot Modern
TTSD
@jk tootage stamp. toot-traumatic stress disorder. saving it for tooterity.
@jk insufficient tootage
~superthought~
~superthought~
@CursedConfetti @jk combine em!! talking heads are my favorite toot-toot band
@jk atootle, atootasy, Atootolic See, imtootor, tooture.
@jk Going Tootal. Performing a Tootmortem. Geez, I’m grim.
@jk this had me laughing for literally several solid minutes
@jk toot-menopausal?
@jk tootgreSQL
@jk TOOT HOLE DIGGER
@jk toot-metal, toot black-metal...
@jk The Washington Toot
@jk ex toot facto
@jk Tootcapitalism.
@jk tootscript, tootpartem depression, toot apocalypse...
@jk antagonist of the first Walking with Dinosaurs episode, the Tootasuchus.
@jk tootdoctoral researcher
post is better because it doesnt erase pleroma, gnusocial, and othjer activity post stuffs
@jk I'm working at la toote this summer... Amazing
@jk toot-apocalyptic universe.
@jk
Toot Malone
Toot modern neo Marxism
@jk you're not my real dad you're an imtooter
@jk toot haste!
@jk toot malone
@jk Toot-op transman.
@jk gonna order some tootmates tonight
@jk Toot hole digger.
@jk I'm a tootleftist
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