Follow

*me, throwin chickens at u* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *throwin so many chickens ur way* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *the chickens are flapping to the ground, kinda agitated, some of them are trying to avoid hitting you* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers,

*extremely have been throwing chickens at you for over 5 minutes voice* why wont u look at my cluckers

@jk *places hand on shoulder*

*speaks in a calm, measured tone*

josef.

@jk I guess I hadn't played it yet when I first saw this toot but it basically perfectly describes how chickens work in Slime Rancher

This is my Flock of Cluckers 

@jk I have no idea who you are but I'm following you now on the sole basis of this toot

@jk ps no I'm not going to look at your goddamned cluckers

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!