youre sittin at your computer. maybe youre readin a book. watchin TV. anyway its time to chill? right???? WRONG. immediately you are interrupted by extremely loud thumps on your window!!!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!! im outside. im lookin into your window. THUMP!!!! im throwin fucking chickens at your window!!!! you open the window
"look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! lo
@jk this cluckers thing is good. i'm pro cluckers
@jk it produces an interesting conflict in my soul
@jk i think that the effect of all your cluckers posts is maximized by how far apart they are
@jk This has been a wild fuckin ride all day and I've loved every moment of it.
@jk You think you are kidding. You are not. I live inside the city limits of one of the ten largest cities in the USA. The people across the street from me have a pig and a dozen or so very large chickens. It's all legal; their lot has a grandfathered "agricultural" zoning status. The pig keeps to himself but the chickens wander in everybody's yard. Other than the mental trauma they inflict on my cat, they're fine. The neighbor gives us eggs. Stay clucky, San Diego.
@jk i will never lok at them! bastard!!
@jk I don't get this but it made my hour
@jk chickens suck *beats you to death with a pigeon*
@jk
Duck your mucking cluckers.
look at my cluckers
@aeonofdiscord look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers,
@jk What the cluck?
@jk nevar basterd just try an makee me
@jk OK, I think you need to reconsider your use of hallucinogens at this point 😁
*finally signs up to mastodon*
now, who do we follow?
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"look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! lo"
*deletes account*
. @jk Is this an episode of Welcome To Nightvale ?
@jk ugh finally
thought you'd never come by
@jk *applauds from the window*
@jk 🏠 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓