me: so what do you think
you: i can see where youre coming from. but your plan to hack into the banking system and set everybodys bank balance to $69,420 would not actually create communism
@jk counterpoint: THats exactly how communism works, I thought about reading the communist manifesto once I know what Im talking about
@Concerned_Commy @jk For finally realizing the dreams of More, Marx, Engels and countless others you are awarded with this Gargy Award! (to be shared equally with the whole fediverse, of course...)
@jk it absolutely would create communism and I',m going to do this
@jk but how will we know if we don't try it?
me: what if we hacked it REALLY hard
you: ...it's not --
me: like REALLY REALLY HARD
@jk don't you know the famous saying of Karl Marx: "It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish the weed number and the sex number, at once"
@jk Among other problems, not everyone has a bank account, and some people have multiple.
@jk there is a spectre haunting Europe - the spectre of the weed number and the sex number
@jk I just looked it up, you were right https://awoo.space/media/13OOvMrjZqlRb_6AmBI
@noiob @jk gargron please allow me to pin other peoples toots so I can pin this
@noiob @jk Sick Sad Workd...
@noiob @jk Sick Sad World...
@noiob @jk 420 + 69 = 489 = Full Communism
@elplatt @noiob @jk nooo 420 + 69 = $ 69,420 sheeesh
@jk No, no, you don't get it. It's that EVERY MONTH everybody's bank balance is set to $69,420.