expired: keyboard and mouse
tired: keyboard with integrated trackpad/trackpoint/trackball
wired: 18"-long mouse with 104 buttons
@jk I wish
@jk The cursor is fixed in space, and you move it on your device by moving the device around it
@elomatreb @jk that's just a crane simulator
@awilfox haha someone else mentioned this 1 minute ago!
@jk Inspired: GameCube keyboard