you: im givin you one last chance. do a good toot.... or else

me: *sweating profusely* . .... thegg leggend of zeldegg

@jk application denied,,, you fail the citizenship test. here is your visa... deported to PLEROMA?

@jk ... You got lucky, but I'm watching you! 👁️

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