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spotted in town: a truck, going at about 20 mph, playing a loud repeating message that says “caution: this vehicle is reversing”

@djsundog “your honour, there was no way our driver could know that his vehicle WASN’T reversing!!”

@jk "the black hole at the center of the galaxy is putting hella strain on the truck's maneuvering subsystem - it's just unknowable!"

@djsundog @jk you don't know that. maybe it's reversing something. maybe it's reversing entropy. there is no way to tell.

@jk that's a grown-up truck, truck toddlers can only make beeping sounds when they reverse