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i didnt know about time, i hadnt heard of it. i had no idea. never heard of it! people would ask me "what's the time" and i'd say "i've never heard of it!" but then one day, my father gave me his watch. i put it on. and i looked at the time. and i was HORRIFIED
@jk What time did he give you the watch?
@jk ah, yes, the eldritch amulet that drives human beings mad - marked with the runes of a civilization 2000 years dead - poison gift of the elder gods who feast upon our chronometric agonies.
@jk how long did you look at the watch for?