@jk Loudly defending the human brain because we bought one and now we're stuck using it, so we've retroactively decided all its worst traits are actually Important Features

@NeonYeen @jk And now, to sell magazines to human brain owners, we're going to mock all of the alternatives to human brains.

Even though we also publish magazines for the other platforms, in which we mock human brains.

@jk …or, as we members affectionately call it, HumBUG.

@jk so I was playing around with this "food" stuff and found that shoving it into my face hole had a huge impact on my human brain?? has anyone else experienced this???

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