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photographers put a UV filter on the front of their lens to protect it, not from UV light, but from damage such as scratches onto the lens's surface (its UV mapping)

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@jk imagine me standing atop the roof of the party boat as bad dubstep plays but also millennia earlier my celestial body breaking off from a meteor and leaving a fiery trail across the sky that gives early hominids religion, that is how I feel, about this post

@er1n @body as everyone knows, programming is supposed to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable

@body im so glad to have received this pull request

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Metap (*OPSP[]) () PROGMEM = {
[] { return a + b; },
[] { return a - b; },
[] { return a * b; },
[] { return a / b; }

long getdatap(int a, int b, int key) {
long gongle = 0;
for (int i = 0; i != b; i++) {
gongle <<= 8;
gongle |= pgm_read_word(&OPSP[key] + a + i);

long plusp(int a, int b) {
return getdatap(abs(a), abs(b), 0);

@popefucker were the two previous toots not a good enough explanation. im struggling to think of a better one

hi there, and welcome to Teach Me Tech! Channel. today's a pretty important episode:
why are computers.......
........ ....... ....
.... BAD???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

*you look down to check how much more of the video there is:*

rusp, a fully-compliant plusp implementation for rust

tired: C++

wired: *(++&([1]C[-1])&++)*

@body this doesnt quite capture it, though. i would ideally like the result of plusp to be, not the location in memory of the 'plus' operation, but instead the concept of plus itself

@body i was thinkin somethin like

int plus(int a, int b) {
return a + b;

int plusp(int a, int b) {
return &plus;

5 + 4 = 9

plusp(5, 4) = +

tired: +

wired: plusp

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Existential crisis type: people I knew when I was a kid keep showing up as competitors in the Olympics

VICE interviews me. i turn the tables. pretty soon we're both admitting that there's definitely something going on but we dont know what it is. a man called boob dolan immediately bursts in with a court summons, saying that i have infringed upon his copyright. another man called bob dylan follows him, with his own court papers alleging that i have committed libel by creating a parody of him called 'boob dolan'


- find out what exactly is going on

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