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im sorry i cant do anything this week. i have to wait at home because i ordered a plant from germany
a while ago i was going to buy a yellow leather jacket and be a Bee Rocker, but i couldnt afford one. so i think maybe i will have to settle on fashion plan B, which i have called "flambo-rags" or alternatively "Atari 800 Mori"
i made a tambourine too loud, and now ive lost it. so ive got a too-loud tambourine that i cant find. what do i fucking do. can i go to a hardware store and buy like, a humane trap. what do they even eat
the album im working on is not vaporwave, though since i've been working on it for over 5 years, it's becoming increasingly difficult to claim that it's not vaporware
oh god! im sendin toots all over the place
*3 months after my adept, Machiavellian takeover of the Apple board of directors that sees Ive & Cook deposed & myself appointed as CEO*
apple: we're here to announce today that we're going to stop making computers. computers are over
pundit: heh, long time coming. phones and smart home devices are the future
apple: no, those are computers too. we're going to stop making computers. computers are over
calvin and hobbes except calvin is growing up in the early oughts and hobbes is the embodiment of their connection to 4chan, battle.net, neopets, livejournal, etc.
what even is this