@jk Thank you for using Subspace Communications! We're using our proprietary compression technology to more efficiently and sưccessfuļl̴y ̷͂t̽͢rͭ ̄ͤ̋̐ͬͫ͡a͛̀ͩ̔̇͠ n̋͘ ͭ̏s̽̅̈ ̍̆͑̚̚m͝ ̅͐̊̔ͨͭ̾͢i̢ t ͨ̆ ̿͘ ̀ͭy͠oͬ̋̈́̑̋̈́u͒ͣ̾͛ͩ͟rͪ̾͐̃̚̚
*3 months after my adept, Machiavellian takeover of the Apple board of directors that sees Ive & Cook deposed & myself appointed as CEO*
apple: we're here to announce today that we're going to stop making computers. computers are over
pundit: heh, long time coming. phones and smart home devices are the future
apple: no, those are computers too. we're going to stop making computers. computers are over
i made that mastodon boop sound
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