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@sixohsix @jk share the .MID sysex! I will load it up into my TX816, and we can hear what 8 of them playing at once sounds like.

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im sorry i cant do anything this week. i have to wait at home because i ordered a plant from germany

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a while ago i was going to buy a yellow leather jacket and be a Bee Rocker, but i couldnt afford one. so i think maybe i will have to settle on fashion plan B, which i have called "flambo-rags" or alternatively "Atari 800 Mori"

i made a tambourine too loud, and now ive lost it. so ive got a too-loud tambourine that i cant find. what do i fucking do. can i go to a hardware store and buy like, a humane trap. what do they even eat

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@jk tired: slowing down samples

wired: slowing down development

the album im working on is not vaporwave, though since i've been working on it for over 5 years, it's becoming increasingly difficult to claim that it's not vaporware

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@jk i'm tootin' here! i'm tootin' here!

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@jk I have ingested my daily value of 90s from this. thanks!

oh god! im sendin toots all over the place

*3 months after my adept, Machiavellian takeover of the Apple board of directors that sees Ive & Cook deposed & myself appointed as CEO*

apple: we're here to announce today that we're going to stop making computers. computers are over

pundit: heh, long time coming. phones and smart home devices are the future

apple: no, those are computers too. we're going to stop making computers. computers are over

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calvin and hobbes except calvin is growing up in the early oughts and hobbes is the embodiment of their connection to 4chan, battle.net, neopets, livejournal, etc.

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@jk tired: saving planet earth, small steps
wired: saving planet earth, giant steps

tired: beyblade
wired: boyblade