Has anyone else noticed that computers are boring and there's nothing fun to do on them?

might just have like 6 people standing around the same time i don't trust americans to keep quiet for the sake of titty

has everyone had the opportunity to focus on Haveing Fun Online

i would say toots are totally hypothetical at this point

i'm sorry, but if everyone doesn't take care of urself

this pelican is probably a grey alien in disguise but i still love them please don’t say anything mean about this pelican i will cry

55 degrees in september: better bust out my big coat
55 degrees in March: i will cut the legs and sleeves off the clothes i am wearing right now

Opened a lemon aid stand without realizing that lemons, for the most part, don't have insurance and now I'm at the end of my parents' driveway, behind a folding table, while ambulances full of lemons keep pulling up, juice dripping out the back, dropping off desperate lemons and not a one of them can fill out my clipboard of forms and agree to a payment structure.

I'm free all day today, who wants to hang out and drink some ice cold milk?

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and we don't have an adjustable thing on it so I'm just stuck with it

im boosting that sea slug post cuz wow it blew the fuck up

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