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Starlink doing much more poorly than Musk projected (which we might as well just call a lie because he doesn't project anything except his feelings)

Starlink Earns $1.4 Billion After Elon Musk Projected $12 Billion
Starlink is lagging behind Musk's vision, securing only one million active subscribers by 2022's end versus the billionaire's projected 20 million.

gizmodo.com/starlink-2022-earn

Gizmodo · Starlink Earns $1.4 Billion After Elon Musk Projected $12 BillionBy Nikki Main

Summary of terrible year

gizmodo.com/sorry-elon-chinese

More ridiculous emotionally stunted behavior:

"Musk ridiculed the Chinese company in a recently surfaced TV interview, but today it’s clear that BYD is a legitimate threat to his empire."

"and the CEO seemed to nearly break out in tears on a disastrous earnings call, during which he said: “we dug our own grave with the Cybertruck.”"

Gizmodo · Sorry Elon: Chinese Company Overtakes Tesla as Most Popular Electric CarmakerBy Thomas Germain

""I want to temper expectations for Cybertruck," Musk said, while making the absurd claim that "there have not been new car [brands] that have been successful for 100 years, apart from Tesla.""

motortrend.com/news/tesla-cybe

And he promised a future of abundance because of robots. Sure. We still don't have a self-driving car 🤡

"Musk's defense of the Optimus robots will come as no surprise as he has high hopes for them. When he unveiled them last year, he said the economy could become "quasi-infinite" if the Optimus robots were capable of manual labor.

"This means a future of abundance. A future where there is no poverty, where you could have whatever you want in terms of products and services," Musk said then."

But was upset when media reported on his robot arms grabbing and crushing an employee because they used a picture of the humanoid ones and he loves his humanoid robots 🤡

"Musk slammed recent media reports of a robot "attack" in a Tesla factory in Austin.

"Truly shameful of the media to dredge up an injury from two years ago due to a simple industrial Kuka robot arm (found in all factories) and imply that it is due to Optimus now," Musk wrote in an X post on Wednesday."

msn.com/en-us/news/technology/

www.msn.comMSN

Q3 call,

in which Musk talks down the Cybertruck [entire beginning]

- says Boston Dynamics robots are impressive but lack a brain, and warns of a future in which robots might take over, "Terminator Style" [18:40]

- says Tesla AI is baby AGI [20:50]

- says his Optimus robots "can do yoga" and "in a few years will be able to do ballet" [22:30]

- "We dug our own grave with Cybertruck" is at [27:47]

youtube.com/watch?v=Rdtwsm2MoRM

Chinese electric cars hitting the market at half the price of Teslas.

Let's see what Musk can do selling his $100,000 cybertruck in an era of high interest so that nobody can afford it.

Hah he's whining already

This is how stupid he is

"Musk had “extensive ties with the persons tasked with negotiating on Tesla’s behalf,” including management members “who were beholden to Musk,: among them General Counsel Todd Maron, who was his “former divorce attorney.”"

After you use your divorce attorney to help you steal $60 billion from Tesla, when a judge overturns the $60 billion on the grounds that the board wasn't impartial (you know because one of them was your divorce attorney), you should definitely get pissy and move your companies to Texas, then badmouth Delaware 😆🤡

techspot.com/news/101893-elon-

TechSpot · Elon Musk shifts SpaceX's state of incorporation from Delaware to Texas following legal spat over $56 billion Tesla payBy Rob Thubron

nytimes.com/2024/03/10/us/elon

"A New York Times analysis found that, of the Musk Foundation’s giving in 2021 and 2022 — the latest years for which full data is available — about half of the donations had some link to Mr. Musk, one of his employees or one of his businesses"

The Rocket Bar is one of several new nightlife establishments that received funds from the Musk Foundation’s initiative to revitalize downtown Brownsville, Texas.
The New York Times · Elon Musk Has a Giant Charity. Its Money Stays Close to Home.By David A. Fahrenthold

@jmcrookston

I remember a guy on /. whose .sig line was, "I used to be a libertarian but then I did shrooms and discovered empathy" or something like that.

Can you imagine what Enlightened Elon might do? That's definitely something these "leaders" would be worried about!

@tjradcliffe @jmcrookston No chance of that. His drug of choice is fekkin' ketamine. Horse tranquilizer. So he can feel *less*.

There's no danger of him discovering empathy. He's had a dozen kids and can't pick any of them out of a lineup.

@jmcrookston

Am I alone in demanding elonmusk.yesterday and elonmusk.tomorrow?

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow would be quite useful if those could line my cat box in any fashion other than virtual.

@jmcrookston how sure are we that those are not blind people?

@jmcrookston
For self-driving cars to work (maybe!) that will require a new street grid to ease the edge cases the algorithms need to take in account. Not affordable!
What the future needs is humans that walk and if lucky, ride bikes and avail themselves of public transportation.
The space wasted to store massive mobile metal objects is a blight on the pleasure of sight.
Our objective should be to live locally and to get rid of cars will make that a very pleasurable prospect indeed.

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@led

Yeah lifestyle change. But really, clown man says we'll all be living on Mars soon, because he's into narcissistic fairy tales to be everyone's hero and reduce his taxes, so I suppose we don't have to worry about self-driving cars for long.

@jmcrookston@mastodon.social as was absolutely predictable once users actually started using it speeds dropped. It isn't competitive with any cable or fiber providers for speed or cost.

So his userbase is rural remote or mobile users. None of this is shocking tbh especially including his exceptionally optimistic predictions